For a Coworker
Funny Retirement T Shirts for Coworkers
Every office has one.
The coworker who checks the lottery numbers before checking their email.
The coworker who says retirement is “right around the corner” and has been saying it for eight years.
The coworker whose 401(k) has apparently entered witness protection.
Our funny retirement t shirts for coworkers are made for the people who turn retirement anxiety into office humor.
Whether their retirement plan depends on winning the lottery, surviving until hell freezes over, rebooting RETIREMENT.EXE, or waiting for something about as likely as a cow jumping over the moon, there’s a shirt for the joke.
These funny retirement shirts make great gifts for coworkers, office friends, employees, bosses, work teams, retirement parties, office lottery pools, birthdays, Secret Santa gifts, and anyone counting the days until they can finally turn on the out-of-office message permanently.
Because coworkers come and go.
Retirement jokes stay on the payroll.
10% of profits supports Feeding America — so the gag gift funds something real too. See the mission →
