My Retirement Date — Flying Pig Tee

When retirement finally happens, will it be earlier or later than expected? We're going with "when pigs fly."

This one's exactly as literal as it sounds: a pig, mid-flight, taking to the sky like it's the most natural thing in the world — because apparently that's about as likely as hitting your retirement number on schedule. No caption needed. The pig says it for you.

Full disclosure: We wear these funny retirement t shirts through more wash cycles than we'd like to admit, mostly just to make sure it holds up as well as the joke does.

This is the one for anyone who's ever laughed instead of answering when someone asks "so when are you retiring?" — a solid pick for a coworker's send-off, a dad who deflects with humor, or yourself, if you're the one doing the deflecting.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, and built to last
• Garment-dyed after construction for rich, lived-in color and texture
• Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²), relaxed everyday fit
• Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability
• Wide size range (S–4XL) and 58 color options
• Sewn-in label for a clean, soft feel against skin

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron/steam on low heat if needed
• Do not dry clean

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