My Retirement Date — Flying Pig Tee

My Retirement Date — Flying Pig Tee

You didn't need a study to know retirement feels like a myth these days — but here's one anyway: over a third of parents have paused their retirement savings entirely just to keep up with the cost of raising kids, and nearly two-thirds of families with young children don't feel financially secure in the first place. Add in a couple hundred thousand dollars per kid by the time they're grown, and "retiring early" starts to sound about as realistic as, well, a pig taking flight.

This shirt says what your 401(k) statement won't. Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel from the first wear, the heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton holds up wash after wash while staying relaxed and easy — the kind of tee you actually reach for, whether you're running errands, manning the grill, or standing at the edge of someone else's retirement party wondering when it'll be your turn.

Wear it as a joke. Wear it as a warning label. Either way, it's honest — and it looks good doing it.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, and built to last
• Garment-dyed after construction for rich, lived-in color and texture
• Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²), relaxed everyday fit
• Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability
• Wide size range (S–4XL) and 58 color options
• Sewn-in label for a clean, soft feel against skin

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron/steam on low heat if needed
• Do not dry clean

10% of every purchase supports Feeding America — because retirement might be delayed, but dinner shouldn't be.

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